About the MASH game
MASH is a fortune-telling game that's been passed between friends for generations: a simple pen-and-paper ritual that turns silly guesses into a full "future life" in under two minutes. This site brings the classic game to your browser, with no notebook, no hand-drawn spiral to count, and no arguing over whether someone peeked at the answers.
A playground classic since the 1970s
MASH has been played on notebook paper, napkins, and the backs of homework assignments since at least the 1970s, passed down almost entirely by word of mouth from one generation of kids to the next. Nobody owns MASH and no company invented it. It belongs to whoever's holding the pen. That's part of why the rules have always varied slightly from school to school and family to family. Some people played with six categories, some with eight; some spelled out "Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House," others swapped in "Hut." The core idea never changed: fill in your options, count out a magic number, and let elimination decide your fate.
How the "magic number" actually works
After you fill in your options, the game asks for a magic number, traditionally found by drawing a spiral on paper and counting how many times the pen crosses a line drawn through it. This version picks a number for you automatically and animates the same elimination process: it counts around every remaining option, over and over, crossing one off each time the count lands on it, until exactly one option is left in each category. The order in which options get eliminated doesn't matter, only what survives at the end does.
Tips for writing great categories
The best MASH games balance one real answer with a few absurd ones. If every option is realistic, the reveal falls flat; if every option is a joke, there's no suspense. A good spouse category might include a celebrity crush, an actual crush, a friend's name as a joke, and a totally random name for chaos. The same logic works for jobs, cars, and incomes: mix the aspirational with the ridiculous and let the magic number sort it out.
Ways to play MASH with a group
MASH works just as well solo as it does with a group. On a road trip or at a sleepover, everyone can fill out their own board and take turns running the elimination out loud, comparing whose future came out best (or worst). Some groups play "loser's choice," where whoever gets the worst combination of results has to act out their future life for the group. Others turn it into a running joke, keeping score over multiple games to see who gets the most outrageous fortune by the end of the night.
